Yes, I mean it.

If you place your order between today, November 29 and Monday, December 2nd, you could win your entire order back.

The winner will be selected by random number generator, and the cost of their entire order will be refunded. If it's $10, full refund - if it's $500, full refund.  If it's €50, if it's £300, doesn't matter - full refund.

Only orders placed between midnight November 29th and 11:59 pm December 2nd will qualify. The winner will be chosen on December 3rd.

So if you've been eyeballing some goodies, or you're shopping for loved ones, now is most definitely an opportune time. Place your order and enter the drawing at: